Super Transformation!

[sharksfin]

I think this may be old news. But I just saw an article with pictures of how Renee Zellweger looks now. I just can't believe it. I really didn't recognize her.

Has this ever happened to you? You suddenly meet a person who you almost didn't recognize because of a drastic change in appearance?

[IdolEyes787]

Has this ever happened to you? You suddenly meet a person who you almost didn't recognize because of a drastic change in appearance?

Yeah I believe it's called growing old.

[piercerseth]

Bruce Jenner is becoming a god. He's separated from his Kris (chrysalis), it's inevitable.

[IdolEyes787]

So if nothing else we've determined that you worship women.

Kind of sad that he just doesn't own up to it.I mean with the shaved Adam's apple and the hormone created boobs and the long hair and the manicured nails I don't think he's fooling anyone except maybe himself.

Not that I blame him.If I had to live with those skanks I'd probably see having my penis cut off as a viable alternative too.

[IdolEyes787]

Was time when I'd touch Lindsey Lohan without the benefit of a ten foot pole.

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[piercerseth]

So if nothing else we've determined that you worship women.

Kind of sad that he just doesn't own up to it.I mean with the shaved Adam's apple and the hormone created boobs and the long hair and the manicured nails I don't think he's fooling anyone except maybe himself.

Not that I blame him.If I had to live with those skanks I'd probably see having my penis cut off as a viable alternative too.

You came out of the gate straight deadpan. Thought I'd counter with something more absurd. I try not to make jokes at <insert pronoun>'s expense. The media and tabloids have been especially repugnant on the subject.

[IdolEyes787]

Pertinent question.Has someone who makes their living totally off their celebrity forfeited their right to privacy?

I was going to snap answer yes but then I got to thinking that a hooker still has the right to refuse sex if it involves OlegL.

[sharksfin]

Well, if you insist that this is just aging then good for you.

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I also read that this one actress had 10 procedures done in a single day. She herself admitted that she almost died. The risks that celebrities take just to try and stay famous is just ridiculous. I know, I know. I shouldn't judge. Just saying.