Tom retires to a little cabin in the woods where he plans to live out the rest of his days. The day after he moves in, a neighbor who lives a mile away stops by to welcome him. "Hi, my name is Dave and I'm having a party this weekend. Would you like to come?" Tom says "Thank you but I'm staying home." Dave says, "Do you like drinking?" Tom replies, "Yes, I like to drink." Dave says, "Do you like gambling?". He replies, "Yes I love to gamble." "Do you like to dance?". Tom replies, "Why yes I have always liked to dance". Tom thinks for a moment and decides he would like to go and asks Dave, "Will there be any sex?" Dave replies, "Oh, I'm sure there will be". "OK" says Tom but do I need to dress up for this party? "No" says Dave. "Just gonna be you and me"