Funny spam

[megabyteme]

People actually still receive spam in their email? I thought that sort of thing was all sent to forums...

I'm guessing the 'real' designation is to entice guys who have never actually spoken to a 'real' woman before.

[dion09529]

People actually still receive spam in their email? I thought that sort of thing was all sent to forums...

And there's plenty more where that came from.

[mjmacky]

I went into my spam mail to see if there was anything interesting, and Dr. Nelson said he found something growing in my stomach too.

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I'll save you the trouble, dion. I've been going to Dr. Nelson for years, so I got into contact with him. He's been fucking me pretty regularly, and he got me pregnant. I asked him how it was possible to get impregnated in the butt, and he said he'll send me another link later to explain how. Anyways, I'm pretty sure Dr. Nelson has been fucking you too, dion, and you're probably pregnant from the butt too. Let's get abortions together.

[dion09529]

I was clever than you.
I took butt and oral contraceptive pills before visit Dr. Nelson.

However, I admit that for a while I have a straddle walk.

[mjmacky]

However, I admit that for a while I have a straddle walk.

That'd be the baby, who is probably ready to take the air.

[Antibody]

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Why you so lazy anon...?

[dion09529]

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