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  1. 05-04-2015, 06:26 PM #1
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    Hercules (2014) The level of fuck up by whoever wrote the script is truly awe inspiring.
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  3. 05-04-2015, 07:37 PM Movies & TV   -   #2
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    Curse of the Werewolf (1961) It was boring at first by then things got hairy.

    See.See what you made me do you unappreciative cunt.

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    Cuz it's a new thread that increase the posts count.
    Yeah like I expect anyone to actually post.

    Hey dion,only five more posts and you'll finally be a man.
    May I suggest for the 1000th one some sort of short essay extolling why Meg should be made a Mod.
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  5. 05-04-2015, 09:57 PM Movies & TV   -   #3
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    Layer Cake. I was looking forward to watching it, but was too tired from building the chicken coop to watch it.
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  7. 05-05-2015, 08:25 AM Movies & TV   -   #4
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    Layer Cake update: Smart film that distinguishes itself from the other "smart" British gangster films by actually being intelligent, unpredictable, and unglorifying.
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  9. 05-07-2015, 07:11 PM Movies & TV   -   #5
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    Avengers Age of Ultron: I'm a big James Spader fan but even he isn't enough to save a movie that's more concerned with drawn out action scenes than actual plot.
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  11. 05-07-2015, 08:12 PM Movies & TV   -   #6
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    Actually it's biggest concern was expanding the Marvel/Disney franchise so all the studio executives could afford bigger yachts. After that the motivation gets sketchier.
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  13. 05-15-2015, 07:56 PM Movies & TV   -   #7
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    A familiar story somewhat elevated by above average acting and directing.
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  15. 05-18-2015, 06:53 PM Movies & TV   -   #8
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    Chappie

    If you've ever wanted to see a robot develop artificial intelligence then learn to be 'gangsta', watch this movie and/or kill yourself.
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  17. 05-20-2015, 11:55 PM Movies & TV   -   #9
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    Mad Max: Fury Road

    Short on story,long on action but generally terrific.
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  19. 05-21-2015, 12:09 AM Movies & TV   -   #10
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    Maybe this will help illustrate to Shay the the difference of a letter here and there...

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