Applying to an unpaid internship position today

[shaina]

That is Bloody Hilarious Meg .... LOL!

Blame idol for putting me in a position of addressing the obvious, but there was a lesson for you in Meg's post about capitalization.
If you're German, you get a free pass. Also, if you're German, then you must be aware of the quota set forth in the protocols created by the StaatNümberVonPeriodsInParagrafs (refer to your handbook). When communicating a point, proper grammar and formatting doesn't necessarily enhance the argument, but incorrect usage can all but wipe it completely. You need to set a higher standard for dramatic pauses. Let me also introduce you to the "em" dash.
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I totally understand wanting to play with punctuation marks, may I recommend the comma splice? It pairs well with sauvignon, blanc~ cabernet, sauvignon~ or an aged pinot, noir.

Oh shit !!
Please don't tell me I have another grammar policemen I have to deal with??
I don't waste space and I get my point out , If the grammar/punctuation is off or not up to standards my apologies ....But that is just me

Edit And if I am taking this the wrong way Disregard my comments

[shaina]

Blame idol for putting me in a position of addressing the obvious

Lets keep Idol out of things
He gets in makes enough trouble on his own

[mjmacky]

Please don't tell me I have another grammar policemen I have to deal with??

I'm a fucking grammar god. Everyone else here is just a laminated badge carrying security guard.

If you ever find me using improper grammar, whether accidental or intentional, refer back to me being a motherfucking deity.

[mjmacky]

Blame idol for putting me in a position of addressing the obvious

Lets keep Idol out of things
He gets in makes enough trouble on his own

It's my fault. I was gone for so long that Idol forgot that I'm an almost robotic genius. I have predictable patterns, but calibration is necessary due to drift.

[shaina]

US Customs

It was funny Meg on the photos you posted..
But I can tell you when I head down to Florida every year , going through Buffalo , I never really have any problems going in or on the Canadian side coming back. And there is 3 different border crossings that are pretty much the same(just 2 can be really slow!!!)

But going through Detroit ...
We have be pulled over more times than ever , and it doesn't matter on the time of day , they are way more strict there .
So depending on the weather (Buffalo takes you through the mountains and can be vicious bad weather , and Detroit is usually more mild but longer by a few hours) I really don't have a choice but to go through Detroit , but I do prefer not too.

Plus I have seen cars Fully scanned with a fancy car scanner all borders have (it is a massive x-ray machine for cars) , and not just Canadians , I have seen all different plates from the US as well.

[shaina]

Please don't tell me I have another grammar policemen I have to deal with??

I'm a fucking grammar god. Everyone else here is just a laminated badge carrying security guard.
If you ever find me using improper grammar, whether accidental or intentional, refer back to me being a motherfucking deity.

You are funny , and I will try to improve. But don't expect me to every get to your standards OK

[shaina]

It's my fault. I was gone for so long that Idol forgot that I'm an almost robotic genius. I have predictable patterns, but calibration is necessary due to drift.

Shoot!!
Where is that dam translator when I need him. Meg!!! Where the heck are you ??

[megabyteme]

Where is that dam translator when I need him. Meg!!! Where the heck are you ??

Thank you for allowing me to practice my visual puns tonight.



You'll have to imagine this holding back water because no one has actually done braille on a dam.


BTW, it says Mary is smart and he is not shy about the fact. Like 80% of a PhD, actually...

[mjmacky]

It's my fault. I was gone for so long that Idol forgot that I'm an almost robotic genius. I have predictable patterns, but calibration is necessary due to drift.

Shoot!!
Where is that dam translator when I need him. Meg!!! Where the heck are you ??

Here you go:

Spoiler: Show

Dworshak dam.jpg
dams allow us to control the translation of water

The spelling issue wouldn't exist if you embraced the word fuck. It's an amazing and versatile word.

[mjmacky]

BTW, it says Mary is smart and he is not shy about the fact. Like 80% of a PhD, actually...

People like me, by which I mean me, only say we're smart because we know we're idiots. However, fucking morons don't even know they're idiots, so we're relatively smart.