Happy Birthday Mulder....

[megabyteme]

Thnx Internets

I went to work this morning, we had some Mac experts come into work today to look at our iMacs because I don't know shit about them.

I met them at reception, had a quick chat with them, showed them to the iMacs, excused my self then threw up in the men's room I'd felt like shit all morning but didn't expect that! So then I told my boss and went home. The hour long bus ride was touch and go

Bet it looks dodgy as fuck, going home "sick" on my birthday but i was sweating buckets and probably smelled of vomit - totally fine now though

Many people have thrown up after being exposed to Mac experts.

[ziggyjuarez]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y0iU_uMg3Z0

[TheFoX]

The hour long bus ride was touch and go

Do you actually live an hour away from your workplace, or does the bus take a circuitous route?

(I did that once. Got on a bus to travel a mile, and it took longer to get there than if I had bothered to walk it).

[Mr. Mulder]

It would be about 40 minutes in a car so not too bad, it's two hours a day where I don't have to talk to anyone. Which is noice

[IdolEyes787]

I think the real question here is how long would it take you by skateboard?

[megabyteme]

The hour long bus ride was touch and go

We'd expect nothing else of you and your treatment of sleeping female passengers.

[Mr. Mulder]

If they're not going to stay awake on the bus them I'm not going to not put my fingers in their mouths. That's just science.