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  1. 06-12-2015, 10:32 PM #1
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    Apologies first for the incomplete nature of my thread title. I forgot your name. Though, I'm assured by my sources (scoundrels that they are) that you are indeed of Judaic heritage, rendering you, therefore, a jew.

    You, sir, are a jew.

    Now what the fuck are you gonna jew about it??
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  3. 06-12-2015, 11:00 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    Ask him if he'd sell his own bubbe for a dreidel.
    Respect my lack of authority.
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  5. 06-12-2015, 11:03 PM Lounge   -   #3
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  7. 06-12-2015, 11:10 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    Respect my lack of authority.
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  9. 06-13-2015, 07:13 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    I guess what they say is true. "Jew today, gone tomorrow".
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  11. 06-13-2015, 11:20 PM Lounge   -   #6
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    It's Jew any time now.

    The parcel is over Jew.

    Jew you know what I mean?

    You're Jew a refund.

    Morning Jew.

    I've just been on a Jew Jew train.

    Une Jew Troise Cuntre Sunxe Sioxe Sept Huite Nerfe Dixes Onzes Jewze.

    (My Frinch is a bit rusty).
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    You are one of the nicest and most mature people on this board; I would never ignore someone like you.
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  13. 06-14-2015, 01:24 AM Lounge   -   #7
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    You forgot the Beatles' song Hey Jew'd

    Nike's Just Jew It!

    That city that got itself flooded a while back Jew Orleans

    Movie with the homicidal shark: Jews!

    The sequels: Jews 2, Jews 3-D, Jews The Revenge

    and

    Blood Diamond
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  15. 06-14-2015, 02:02 AM Lounge   -   #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    You forgot the Beatles' song Hey Jew'd
    Nike's Just Jew It!
    That city that got itself flooded a while back Jew Orleans
    Movie with the homicidal shark: Jews!
    The sequels: Jews 2, Jews 3-D, Jews The Revenge
    and
    Blood Diamond
    Grow UP!!

    I would think you are above things like this....

    If you tell me you don't want me to post in the Open forums , I will understand (from you)

    But trying to make me post hostile responses back , well I am bored and tired of that.

    Again Grow UP and act your age , I know you are way more mature and constructive than this
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  17. 06-14-2015, 02:09 AM Lounge   -   #9
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    Other than the last line, how is any of what I posted offensive?

    The whole point of this thread is to get you to take yourself less seriously. Reread from the top, and show me where anything is but a windup.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  19. 06-14-2015, 02:12 AM Lounge   -   #10
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    In fact, read some of the Lounge's similar threads (ignore EVERYTHING that has to do with Dave, because he's actually not welcome), and notice how each of us has taken similar hazings. The fact that you've got your own thread is more of a welcome than it is a piss off.

    When someone is unwelcome, the tone is FAR more unpleasant than this.

    I meant

    FAR.
    Last edited by megabyteme; 06-14-2015 at 02:13 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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