Are all English people cunts or just the ones on this site? A play in three acts.

[Mr. Mulder]

Those two places that are actually the same place, Manchester and Liverpool are the worst. They either sound like screaming cats or just complete nonsense

Brummies can do one too.

[Mr. Mulder]

I'm stood outside a barbers right now, it was supposed to open 21 minutes ago. The barber in question is northern.

He'll have some northern excuse I'll bet, lies about spending 42 hours a day in the coal mines or that his whippet was sick. You just simply cannot trust a wildling

[TheFoX]

Aye lad. Nowt t'do wid ma whippet. Eh, ma ferret did chomp ma wassuk. Eh up.

[Mr. Mulder]

About quater to 10

[IdolEyes787]

Aye lad. Nowt t'do wid ma whippet. Eh, ma ferret did chomp ma wassuk. Eh up.

Weirdly, when written that's sort of like poetry.

[TheFoX]

If you're interested in poetry, check out Pam Ayres.

[Skiz]

Mulder, this is basically a serious question as the only English shows I've watched are Sherlock Holmes and Big Brother.
Why do certain English accents make you sound brilliant and certain English accents make you sound like a retard?

We call it The North and it's not polite to talk about it

Are those like the Uppers in Michigan or just yankees in general?

[Skiz]

He'll have some northern excuse I'll bet, lies about spending 42 hours a day in the coal mines or that his whippet was sick. You just simply cannot trust a wildling

https://youtu.be/D-0_sL5AAVQ?t=2m37s

[IdolEyes787]

If you're interested in poetry, check out Pam Ayres.

Not exactly Samuel Taylor Coleridge is it.

[IdolEyes787]

I feel I should point out at this time that my relationship with this board isn't an equal partnership so if anything happens I want the servers and custody of Rart.