Bored gheymes

[Mr JP Fugley]

Was it when his circle was on the wall in the middle that the game turned round, or something else.

[Something Else]

Exactly that. Once the circle is benched, the opposition park the bus and waste time to preserve their slender lead.

[anon]

[Mr JP Fugley]

That's what I thought.

Ewe could see the difference in body language and speed of play.

The chap who thought he could get higher numbers by shaking the cup more noticeably slowed and the other one speeded up.

[dion09529]

White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)




You have 2 days for the solution.

[mjmacky]

White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)




You have 2 days for the solution.

If the newspaper was going to go out of style, I would have hoped that the Chess and Bridge prompts would go down with the ship.

[IdolEyes787]

White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)

You have 2 days for the solution.

Besides the obvious question "What on Earth gave you the impression that anyone comes here to think?" the solution in three moves is....1. The white horse opens a small,modest, family-run corner store.2. Pressured by his peers, the black horse tries to rob it.3. The white horse utilizes his constitutional right to bear arms and checkmates the black horses head off.

[megabyteme]

White turn and mate in 3 (2 white / 1 black moves)

Fucking racist.

What's next, a word jumble where Ebonics words aren't good enough as answers?

[dion09529]

[mjmacky]

Player checkmates, and then grandmaster removes player's crown and jams it into player's abdomen. For the third move, grandmaster impregnates player's mom.