You think you're all smart computer people? I've got news for you geeks

[IdolEyes787]

I don't have a mobile phone so I already knew that I wasn't everyone.

[IdolEyes787]

I once read that Bing is better for searching porn, but I don't know if that claim is valid. If it is, that's pretty significant because the Internet is essentially a place for porn.

The internet: Eerily similar to VHS tape.

[mjmacky]

I don't have a mobile phone so I already knew that I wasn't everyone.

Since this thread is now serious, I'm going to ask a serious question.

Do you not have a mobile phone?

[IdolEyes787]

It's mobile in the sense that I can unplug it from the wall and carry it around the living room if I want.

[mjmacky]

It's mobile in the sense that I can unplug it from the wall and carry it around the living room if I want.

Followup serious question: Is your toilet experience always brief or ideal?

[mjmacky]

Let's face it, it's pretty much the only reason we can rely on to justify keeping these things.

[IdolEyes787]

It's mobile in the sense that I can unplug it from the wall and carry it around the living room if I want.

Followup serious question: Is your toilet experience always brief or ideal?

It varies depending on diet and current state of health.

Lately I've unwisely been eating a lot of parboiled white rice which unlike brown rice lacks in necessary fiber so my stool tends to be rather hard.

[IdolEyes787]

Let's face it, it's pretty much the only reason we can rely on to justify keeping these things.

[IdolEyes787]

Convenience always come at a price.

To be fair, I have this rule to never take anything said by someone sporting a goatee seriously though.

[mjmacky]

I'll give up my phone as soon as I can get myself one of these.



The experience was exponentially better for me.