Tadaima, Meiri

[IdolEyes787]

You are my Bubba.

And Mary is obviously Lieutenant Dan.

[IdolEyes787]

Was a prick, suffers a tragic event, goes crazy, descends into a self destructive period, wallowing in his own self pity and finally snaps out of it and marries an Asian women.

I mean if I didn't know better, I would swear that Mary is largely basing his life on this character.

[megabyteme]

Was a prick, suffers a tragic event, goes crazy, descends into a self destructive period, wallowing in his own self pity and finally snaps out of it and marries an Asian women.

I mean if I didn't know better, I would swear that Mary is largely basing his life on this character.

Not far off...not far at all...

[mjmacky]

Was a prick, suffers a tragic event, goes crazy, descends into a self destructive period, wallowing in his own self pity and finally snaps out of it and marries an Asian women.

I mean if I didn't know better, I would swear that Mary is largely basing his life on this character.

If I ever get married again, it's going to be for immigration purposes, so it'll probably be an Asian woman.

Hurray.

I mean, dammit!

[IdolEyes787]

At this point I'm afraid that other than marrying an Asian woman, the only other option that makes sense script-wise is if you come out as gay to get back at your ultra-religious mother.

[mjmacky]

At this point I'm afraid that other than marrying an Asian woman, the only other option that makes sense script-wise is if you come out as gay to get back at your ultra-religious mother.

She isn't ultra religious, just crazy with the guns and phobias of Muslims and North Koreans (well the latter can be justified with some effort), etc., not that it makes a difference.

I've never seen a cute guy in all my existence. However, I have seen some cute penis-bearing transitionals, so that'd be the closest I think I could get to marrying a dick wielder.

A cute face is about the most important thing for initial attraction. My man crush on Paul Rudd, on the other hand, has nothing to do with cuteness, but it's just the face I would prefer to have if given the option. That stands out to me because I prefer how I look to just about everyone.

Now that I've shared, just how gay are you, Idol?

[IdolEyes787]

Technically zero percent. The fact that I would sleep with Meg doesn't count as I consider him for all intents and purposes to be a woman.

[mjmacky]

Technically zero percent. The fact that I would sleep with Meg doesn't count as I consider him for all intents and purposes to be a woman.

I should have specified that you should round to the nearest integer instead of the nearest hundred. So, you're about 49% gay, got it.

I came up with that because of the apparent standards you have in woman.

Next up, Meg in drag.

[megabyteme]

Now that I've shared, just how gay are you, Idol?

If John Travolta and Tom Cruise had a gay child, kept it in a closet and fed it nothing but rainbows and pixie dust- that would equal 5 Gay. Idol is a 17 on that same scale, which normally only goes to 10...

[IdolEyes787]

Maverick isn't gay.Take it back.