Today an Asian man put his fingers up my bottom.

[manker]

wtf are you two arse-maniacs on about?

[Something Else]

iceberging
the process in which a female will take an angled pictures for a profile picture on a popular social networking site. She looks cute from the picture but when you see the rest of it she is a lot larger than it looked like... so you get to see the tip of the iceberg... then the rest

[manker]

space docking
its when the mans puts his butts on the womans vaginzer and poops real hards and the womans vaginizer is bloody. the man sez 'wheres my fema trailer?'. this is russian space docking.
i once been putting my ass up near the womans special parts. it was real wet. i ates alot of salad. at this moment i realized we be russian space docking cuz she was also at that time of the month and i wasnt waitin' to take a big dump in her parts. mmm. it felt good that day.
#shit #poop #space dock #period #menstruate
by shizzyt February 17, 2006

[Mr. Mulder]

I don't know what one I'm thinking of then, its where you poop and put it in the freezer to use later as a p33n

[mjmacky]

space docking
its when the mans puts his butts on the womans vaginzer and poops real hards and the womans vaginizer is bloody. the man sez 'wheres my fema trailer?'. this is russian space docking.
i once been putting my ass up near the womans special parts. it was real wet. i ates alot of salad. at this moment i realized we be russian space docking cuz she was also at that time of the month and i wasnt waitin' to take a big dump in her parts. mmm. it felt good that day.
#shit #poop #space dock #period #menstruate
by shizzyt February 17, 2006

That's Russian space docking. What intrigues me more is you went and found a definition for an entry in which space and docking were spaced instead of closed or hyphenated.

...

It didn't intrigue me, but my segue warehouse is practically empty.

[manker]

space docking
its when the mans puts his butts on the womans vaginzer and poops real hards and the womans vaginizer is bloody. the man sez 'wheres my fema trailer?'. this is russian space docking.
i once been putting my ass up near the womans special parts. it was real wet. i ates alot of salad. at this moment i realized we be russian space docking cuz she was also at that time of the month and i wasnt waitin' to take a big dump in her parts. mmm. it felt good that day.
#shit #poop #space dock #period #menstruate
by shizzyt February 17, 2006

That's Russian space docking. What intrigues me more is you went and found a definition for an entry in which space and docking were spaced instead of closed or hyphenated.

Anything that distances myself from it is cool with me tbf.

[manker]

I don't know what one I'm thinking of then, its where you poop and put it in the freezer to use later as a p33n

I got you bro

alaskan pipeline
n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.

Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001.
Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?"

Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!"

Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those."

Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."
by aseay_99 August 03, 2004

[mjmacky]

That's Russian space docking. What intrigues me more is you went and found a definition for an entry in which space and docking were spaced instead of closed or hyphenated.

Anything that distances myself from it is cool with me tbf.

Wouldn't you prefer to be with someone who's entirely willing to take your shit? There's really no better designed test than that.

[manker]

Anything that distances myself from it is cool with me tbf.

Wouldn't you prefer to be with someone who's literally willing to take your shit? There's really no better designed test than that.

Not really, home boi. That wouldn't work for me.
Insight time:

I can only shit in one designated crapper, I get to make a choice and then I have to stick to it.
If I go on holiday, it's like okay, that shitter there - that's it. That's the one for me and I'm going to use it. I then don't use any other til I go home.
At home is also weird, you may think that my designated toilet would be one of the ones at home, but no. I spend a lot of time in work so my designated shitter is obviously there, so I make sure I only shit in work. After hours obviously because if there's someone within earshot, I don't even try.

A few months ago my eldest made a WhatsApp group called 'does dad poop' and invited me and my wife to join it
True stories.

[Mr. Mulder]