So who is still here??

[IdolEyes787]

crindge
krindj/
verb

• 1.
  to make a mockery of the English language.
  "he crindged the fuck out of that sentence"
  
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[Mr. Mulder]

In other news, my ankle got an unpronouncable fracture in Wetherspoons the other evening. I swear to the holy neutron I was completely sober. Some Wetherspoonerist had left a fucking ashtray mine on the floor, which I did not see, seeing as I tend to look ahead for fear of walls and people and stuff. Captain Crunched the weird bit of my upper foot.

Currently sporting a moon boot extraordinaire and am more dazzled by the medical ingenuity than the pain.

Also on tons of drugs and alcohol.

But what free drink did you have with your chicken burger? And did you double your chicken burger for an extra £1?

For a story about chicken burgers I have to say this is probably the second best one I've ever heard.

[JPaul]

Wait a cotton pickin' minute.

Taking the "u" out of words is bad enough.

Just adding a "d" in for no reason, what the fck is that all aboot.

[Adster]

Wait a cotton pickin' minute.

Taking the "u" out of words is bad enough.

Just adding a "d" in for no reason, what the fck is that all aboot.

haha I knew I would get you guys on that!

because Aussie add whatever the fuck they want on the English language.

I mean who want's to have a root on the dunny?

[JPaul]

Drink, a great slave but a terrible master.

[Something Else]

As is the mind.

[JPaul]

There's always been a "d" in mind.

[Adster]

There's always been a "d" in mind.

What about Bindge drinking?? or tear the door of the hindges, you say Tomato I say Po...tar...to

[mjmacky]

There's always been a "d" in mind.

What about Bindge drinking?? or tear the door of the hindges, you say Tomato I say Po...tar...to

You were too drunk to remember, but you started minge drinking.

[mjmacky]

Before you feel like you can celebrate, know that someone else had made her wet.