Think of me like a street magician. First, I get you with the sleight of hand. Then, I return with a wiffle bat painted as an aluminum bat and proceed to bludgeon you with it.
Mild amusement that becomes increasingly annoying as you remain in my presence is the common factor.
This is possibly the first time I've ever written wiffle bat, so I leaned on luck and experience to spell it correctly. It probably should be capitalized, but appearing German puts too much of an edge on it.
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