Gemby! saw my real name on the certificate on the wall behind me in the office while we were on Skype.
She somehow thinks I've never been a mod, not the most acute of angles, that one, and made a comment upon it.
It's all in the thread mate. Don't tell me you haven't read it.
If wanted a history lesson I'd read a book about Robin Hood.
It's a facade. Not an act, a facade.
See, facade is a bit of a gay word, so I use that instead. It's part of the facade. Like the shiny daps.
I appear non-threatening to hawt burds, we have a bit of a chat and before they know it, I'm cawk deep in sphincter.
Not fanny, you understand, arse. It's part of the facade
At least you can avoid the Bad AIDS by doing girls in the butt. Safer secks.
Exactly, mate.
You can then switch to missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation after you're married. Over and over again, three times a day until something sticks.
Subsequent to which, it's onanism ftw.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
In fact did you not debate the merits of prostate massage with busybody or someone else.
I think I just said it wasn't gay if it's a lady thumb, but it's gay if it's a man thumb. It turned out that I was entirely correct in this belief as I still haven't sucked any cocks.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
In fact did you not debate the merits of prostate massage with busybody or someone else.
I think I just said it wasn't gay if it's a lady thumb, but it's gay if it's a man thumb. It turned out that I was entirely correct in this belief as I still haven't sucked any cocks.
In fact did you not debate the merits of prostate massage with busybody or someone else.
I think I just said it wasn't gay if it's a lady thumb, but it's gay if it's a man thumb. It turned out that I was entirely correct in this belief as I still haven't sucked any cocks.
"still"
LOL
It's not for lack of offers if my sent items is anything to go by
I think I just said it wasn't gay if it's a lady thumb, but it's gay if it's a man thumb. It turned out that I was entirely correct in this belief as I still haven't sucked any cocks.
"still"
LOL
It's not for lack of offers if my sent items is anything to go by
I think the fact he said "still" should be enough to keep your dreams alive.
Let's hope he doesn't wait too long and you end up with your own lemon party.
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