Drinking, chiefin', and pills

[Funkin']

Such a great combination. I mean fuck! It's like floating on a cloud while an angel masturbates you and plays with your chocolate starfish at the sametime.

Except for the potential damage to the body.

I've always had back pain, well, since my 20's. But it seems to be getting worst. And now my knees are swelling and it's taking me a LONG time to piss. So I usually just end up saying Fuck It and sit down like a bitch. Then the flow starts. So maybe the kidneys?

What do you experts think... Because I know I'm invincible to outside chemicals, so what I'm experiencing has to be due to aging, right?

What do the other aging men here think? At least we're not like women and get all saggy and dried up as we age, we just become more distinguished...

[manker]

Dude, what's chiefin'?
Mulder can probably help you with the health stuff, he's had asian fingers inside his butt to cure his bus issue.

[JPaul]

It worked.

Unfortunately he can now only travel on buses with an asian's finger in his hole.

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[DaveReg]

So much porn

[mjmacky]

Rip the toilet out of the ground and start popping a squat for both numbers. You'll feel like a real man and over time you'll strengthen the muscles supporting your patella.

[Funkin']

Dude, what's chiefin'?
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My bad. Chiefin' is the word us jackoffs around here use for smoking weed. Which I think is in the works to becoming legal in my state due to the ol' mighty Trump.

Someone who has had multiple fingers inserted in his bum is someone I must talk to.

[Funkin']

Rip the toilet out of the ground and start popping a squat for both numbers. You'll feel like a real man and over time you'll strengthen the muscles supporting your patella.

This is actually an idea that I'm going to consider. My dumbass was thinking about digging a hole behind the garage(mainly because my manly bowel movements seem to clog my low flow toilets quite regularly). But your idea will keep me indoors during winter months and keep my sack and butthole warm...

Cheers

[mjmacky]

and keep my sack and butthole warm...

Cheers

That's the thing with little sisters, they get lazy as they age.

[IdolEyes787]

I've always had back pain, well, since my 20's. But it seems to be getting worst. And now my knees are swelling and it's taking me a LONG time to piss. So I usually just end up saying Fuck It and sit down like a bitch. Then the flow starts. So maybe the kidneys?

What do you experts think... Because I know I'm invincible to outside chemicals, so what I'm experiencing has to be due to aging, right?

What do the other aging men here think?

If you want my honest opinion, I think that you're ghey as a peacock and should shut the fuck up until you have something worthwhile like a gunshot wound to complain about, homo.

[Funkin']

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That's the thing with little sisters, they get lazy as they age.

Isn't that the fucking truth. But in my case it's older sisters. It's like once I got into my mid 20's and started getting greys they were no longer interested. At least I have old panties and memories...

Idol, point taken. Thank you for opening my eyes. And I'm not being sarcastic.