Rude Xmas Song

[muchspl2]

http://members.shaw.ca/matyboy/MrGarrison-...ngChristmas.mp3



i'll find a cd I got of all the fucked up xmas songs, its great got cheech & chong, bevis & butthead and all knids of rare shit

[internet.news]

jno special, search for christmas:

coca cola christmas song

[Gutter]

You Ain't Getting Shit For Christmas
Red Peters

Santa Doesn't Cop Out On Dope
Sonic Youth

I Farted On Santa's Lap (Now Christmas Is Gunna Stink For Me)
The Little Stinkers

[Gutter]

FENIX TX
"Feliz Navidad"

We wanna wish all of y’all
Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Turn this shit up y’all

Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad, prospero ano y felizidad

Thank you for breaking up with me at Christmas
You picked your presents, I won’t give ‘em to you
Right after I bought every gift you wanted
I guess that’s just the bitch you are

You changed your pager, home and cell phone number
You even took out a restraining order
Can’t get within 500 feet of your’s
So yeah I think you’ve gone too far

[Chorus]

I’m really sorry that I fucked your sister
I can’t believe she even let me fist her
I even hooked up with your best friend Esther
Yeah she blew me in your car

I guess I’ll never ever learn my lesson
Just bought a brand new shiny Smith & Wesson
I’m gonna keep your boyfriend second guessing
I hope I see him at some bar
Somebody told me he was born a woman
They say he changed his name from Rachel to Ruben
You must be the only bitch he’s fooling
You should check him for some scars

I hope you get a fucking yeast infection
Or some disease from using no protection
You know you never gave me no erections
Yeah his wee wee won’t get hard

Merry Merry Christmas oh yeah



song available here:
http://www2.musatcha.com/scott/mp3/

[pyromonkey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@26 November 2003 - 19:48
Grandpa's last xmas - The Vandals
xmastime for my penis - The Vandals
My first xmas as a woman - The Vandals


I did have their Xmas album, but I think my brother has stole it.



/vandals obsessed, they are so funny.

vandals rule!

another vandals christmas song (not that rude though) is "oi to the world"