A Stupid Medical Question

[MetroStars]

Ok this question has bin bugging me 4 sum time now so i want an answer...



Ok lets say i got my penis Chopped off in sum sort of accident...

How wud i take a piss.


thats my question

[thisiswhoweare]

my guess is they might attach another one, or use one of those filters that you get hooked up to that filters all the waste from your blood.
Only a guess, so i might be talking absolute bollucks.

[pol]

some kind of colostomy bag i'd imagine, not thinking of trying this one are you metro - i remember the teeth incident

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:48
How wud i take a piss.

sitting down - your essentials will still be there (urethra, bladder, kidneys), well that's what i think anyway, how about you remove your penis and tell us

[MetroStars]

No No i wudn't b so stupid but,

i wos just wondering wot u wud have 2 do if u didn't have your party Sausage 2 take wee with

[UKMan]

Seriously i would think you'd sit down and pee - just like a lady

All the essential pipes to the liver etc would still be intact - hopefully.

edit: i just repeated what Darth said - sorry

[MediaSlayer]

they would stick a sterilized tube up ur urethra

[Evil Gemini]

A Stupid Medical Question, Serious answer

[SniperInTheShadows]

I'm so soz, but since everyone else has answered seriously (and are most likely correct, though you may end up with a bag attached that fill's up slowly all the time) i've got to do this heh

I don't think it would be you taking the piss, I think it would be other's taking the piss out of you for doing it!!

Sniper.

[BigBank_Hank]

Originally posted by MetroStars@26 November 2003 - 14:52
i wos just wondering wot u wud have 2 do if u didn't have your party Sausage 2 take wee with

Only you Metro