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    President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he
    visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion
    related to words and their meanings.

    The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the
    discussion of the word, "tragedy."

    So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."

    One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next
    door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over,
    that would be a tragedy."

    "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."

    A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children
    drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."

    "I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a
    GREAT LOSS."

    The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush
    searches the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example
    of a tragedy?"

    Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a
    quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were
    struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like
    Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."

    "Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that
    would be a TRAGEDY?"

    "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an ACCIDENT, and it
    certainly wouldn't be a GREAT LOSS."

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    I liked this I hope it doesn't offend anyone

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    oh and another one

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    President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes. He explains the children his policy and after that he allows them to ask questions.

    Little Bob stands up and says:
    Mr. President I have three questions,
    1. Why are you president although Mr.Gore had more voices?
    2. Is it true you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
    3. Wouldnt you agree the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest terroristic attack ever?

    In this moment the gong rings and all children run out of the class. After the break they return and Mr. Bush invits them to ask questions again.

    Little Joey stands up and says:
    Mr. President I have five questions,
    1. Why are you president although Mr.Gore had more voices?
    2. Is it true you want to attack Iraq without any reason?
    3. Wouldnt you agree the Hiroshima bomb was the biggest terroristic attack ever?
    4. Why did the break start 20 minutes earlier than usual?
    5. Where is Bob???

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    Again I don't want to offend anyone

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