AP-Ottumwa, Iowa (for immediate release)
Sources here report an un-named Mexican, um....movie star has consented to perform in an independent production of an as yet un-named and un-scripted re-make of an un-named movie.
Her participation was secured by a promise on the part of the un-named producers of the un-named film to use an un-named member of an un-named internet forum to star opposite her in a challenging (however, un-scripted) role.
Details are scarce, but sources say that although the un-named mystery co-star is ancient, he cleans up well.
Further details will be provided as they become available...