Armageddon Is There..........., Sorry!

**Yogi** · 12-05-2003, 06:57 PM

Even though we thought we could see them coming far before they reach us;

This one was overseen........

It's a meteor with a 12 mile diameter.......

The whole world is chaos.

All public services have stopped.

No water, no electricity, no gas; it all stopped..........

Last news on tv said the impact will be in about seven days.

What will you do with your last seven days???

And what name would they give the meteor........

I wish everybo

Edit: TopTen so far(20.37 Eur. time):

1.I'd just want to spend all that time with the one I love....

2.Having loads of sex with women I'd never met before

3.swiping a really fast car and drivin it to bits while intoxicated would be neat.

4.on the 7 day hold my ass to the air so when the comet hit, it can kiss my ass on entry.......

5.smoken as much weed as i can

6.i'd find a canary that sings... or maybe two ...

7.Join every religion known to man. Just in case

8.....after the fighting is done we would have a huge BBQ and get drunk and watch the fireworks roll in.

9.???????

**bujub22** · 12-05-2003, 07:05 PM

ok
1 im smoken as much weed as i can
2 non stop fuck fest wid me girl and who ever i decide to sleep wid
3 goin to work and slap up the guy i dont like
4call the cops non stop and play the same tune in the phone (were not goin take it)
5 go to the neitherlands cuz i always wanted to go there
6 stop bac in swisserland for some more cheeba
7 on the 7 day hold my ass to the air so when the comet hit, it can kiss my ass on entery

**Spider_dude** · 12-05-2003, 07:06 PM

make a contingency plan on how to stop the asteroid.

**Snee** · 12-05-2003, 07:07 PM

I'd prolly do all kinds of stuff that were hazardous to my health and whatnot, assuming there'd be no way of surviving.

Otherwise I'd probably be digging a shelter or something.

Dunno what to name the meteor though, they'd probably name it after whoever saw it first.

**Yogi** · 12-05-2003, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by Spider_dude@5 December 2003 - 21:06
make a contingency plan on how to stop the asteroid.

Not possible.

It will happen.

Yogi

**Yogi** · 12-05-2003, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by bujub22@5 December 2003 - 21:05
ok
1 im smoken as much weed as i can
2 non stop fuck fest wid me girl and who ever i decide to sleep wid
3 goin to work and slap up the guy i dont like
4call the cops non stop and play the same tune in the phone (were not goin take it)
5 go to the neitherlands cuz i always wanted to go there
6 stop bac in swisserland for some more cheeba
7 on the 7 day hold my ass to the air so when the comet hit, it can kiss my ass on entery    

@3: work??? Doesn't exist anymore......

@4: No phone, no cops. All stopped.

@5: Ho? No plains, trains, etc. Or will you swim.....

@6: same

Yogi

**Snee** · 12-05-2003, 07:11 PM

I've been trying to find darker's super-volcano thread.

Thought it'd be fitting, but it seems to be gone

@'Gardening: What's the matter with your spelling today?

**Yogi** · 12-05-2003, 07:12 PM

Dunno what to name the meteor though, they'd probably name it after whoever saw it first.

In that case the Meteor will be named: Yogi

Yogi

**Snee** · 12-05-2003, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by SensualGardening@5 December 2003 - 20:12

Dunno what to name the meteor though, they'd probably name it after whoever saw it first.

In that case the Meteor will be named: Yogi

Yogi

Is that your surname?, because I believe that using one's surname is the accepted convention.

Yer a regular little ray of sunshine today btw.