Funny Sayings, Come Backs!

[uNz[i]]

Another oldie...

Just ask

Is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?

[baccyman]

how can someone with one head be so ugly

[bujub22]

someone disagree with you
u say BITCH I LIVE THIS SHIT

[james_bond_rulez]

if u wanna call somebody fat but afraid to hurt his/her feelings, send him/her coupons of discount tire rotation services

[DarkReality]

[i]Originally posted by uNz@14 December 2003 - 01:22
Another oldie...

Just ask

Is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?

Sorry, but it's "Is that your head, or did your neck throw up?"

Old favorite.

My mother (of all people) will say "Stay down" if you can't think of anything, and sometimes if you try and pull something late, she'll cut you off saying "Crawl away." It's pretty good.

My brother made one of the best burns I've heard in a long time. My mother told him "I've been smoking ever since before you were thought of," to which he replied, "Yeah, well I'll be smoking long after you're forgotten."

[Arm]

Some evil bitch: "Have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Armus Aran o: "No , have you!?"