For the wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, hows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret: guys feel left out. That's right... left out. There's no Special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory... this holiday has been created so their ladies can have a day to show their man just how much they love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all... just a steak and a BJ (though for the benefit of Some of you, I realize it would be nice to add a pint in there). That's it.
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will
Usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world