Ok, I need to get this off my chest and come clean. I have done something terrible, but it was only meant as a joke.
Let me just be clear, I am a mad scientist. Not "angry" mad, but "crazy" mad. I live in a dark brooding castle, well not actually a castle, but a condominium. I do, howewer; have a bitchin' paper mache turret, so technically it is kind of a castle. I keep it on the balcony which overlooks the sinister swimmimg pool, right next to my bird feeder of death and Christmas lights.
Anyway, I developed this special computer virus that I PM'ed to a certain forum member and he would transform into his Mr. Hyde. Anyway, the whole thing would reverse itself with the "antedote PM", and this member would return to normal, having no memory of his alter-ego.
So, short story long, I have been PMing the antedote repeatedly but since early yesterday, it has had no effect. I think the tranformation has become irreversible and we are stuck with this transportationally-deficient version of a former esteemed apple drinker.