What do michael jaskson and a jockey have in common?
They both ride three year olds
There was michael jackson george w bush on a plane with full of school kids. there was this big noise michael asks what was that.
George bush says "Oh no it was one of the engines dropped out"
"Oh no were going to crash" said the pilot.
there was Only two paracuits so George bush grabs one.
Michael jackson says "what about the kids"
George bush says"Fuck the kids"
then michael jackson said "Do we have enough time"
Ha ha ha I hope they dont affend anyone.
Is there any more michael jaskson jokes if so i want to know them.