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[bujub22]

thanx yah
jonno thanx i might use the garlic 1 see if it works
I did know it takes about a month to get out your system ,but i was just tryin to put a rush on it .

and i dont think there goin to test my hair ,hope not and TITEY hell no !
im not cutting my hair ,ladies love my hair and i cant disapoint them aaah forget them it's better than being next to some guy in jail do that's not the reason im taking the drug test

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You're welcome, good luck dude

Jonno B)

[mrlessk]

Originally posted by bujub22@14 December 2003 - 10:17
does any 1 know a way to clean your system like teas,and stuff
I have a drug test and I gotta clean my system by friday 1 week from now, it's sunday now so i need to be quick about .
any ideas

bujub22, it is arguable as to how long THC stays in the human body as you will see from different opinions you get from others.

Here are a few things you can check out, hope they are helpful:

"As some people may know, THC stays in the human body longer than any other toxin. The reason for this is that it attaches itself to fat cells within the body which requires more time to flush out than other toxins. And since THC is the most widely used this becomes a problem for many people who are required to take a drug urine analysis."

"How long do chemicals from marijuana stay in the body after the drug is smoked?
When marijuana is smoked, THC, its active ingredient, is absorbed by most tissues and organs in the body; however, it is primarily found in fat tissues. The body, in its attempt to rid itself of the foreign chemical, chemically transforms the THC into metabolites. Urine tests can detect THC metabolites for up to a week after people have smoked marijuana. Tests involving radioactively labeled THC have traced these metabolites in animals for up to a month."

This one is pretty informative

How to Pass a Drug Test...has an 800 number to call

info here

Good Luck!
mrlessk
:newyear:

[lynx]

Keep smoking until the day of the test.

You'll fail the test, but you won't give a shit anyway.

[Snee]

Originally posted by Lamsey@14 December 2003 - 20:19
Lots and lots of laxatives

Yeah if you crap in your pants during the test the doc will sure be distracted.

[J'Pol]

What is the test for and who will be administering it ?

[bigboab]

Originally posted by titey@14 December 2003 - 19:31

Shave yer head.

• Or be like Jonno an' shave everything.

How do you know Titey?

[muchspl2]

lots of miss info in this thread
true it stays in your system for some time after you smoke, if they do a gcms on you it might be bad, but most places are cheap and do a simple urine test, you can trick these, it looks for ppm and if your over a certain amount its a positive, so you just need to have it read under the threshold of a positive

ok so how do you do that you ask

water, lots of it just drink water the whole day of the test and you will dilute the test enough


night before not a necessity to gorge on water, but you do need to take b complex vitamins, should take at least 2x normal dosage night before, this is needed to color your urine so your cup doesn't look like water, gives it that nice yellow tint

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by bigboab+14 December 2003 - 20:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 14 December 2003 - 20:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-titey@14 December 2003 - 19:31

Shave yer head.

• Or be like Jonno an&#39; shave everything.&nbsp;

How do you know Titey? [/b][/quote]
Of course he knows Titey, he is Titey&#33;







In response to your actual meaning:

Jonno tends to broadcast that fact .

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Lamsey+14 December 2003 - 21:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 14 December 2003 - 21:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by bigboab@14 December 2003 - 20:21
<!--QuoteBegin-titey

@14 December 2003 - 19:31

Shave yer head.

• Or be like Jonno an&#39; shave everything.
  

How do you know Titey?

Of course he knows Titey, he is Titey&#33;







In response to your actual meaning:

Jonno tends to broadcast that fact . [/b][/quote]


You get back to checking links. I&#39;ll do the jokes here.


We are not talking normal person here. We are talking very close friend of Jonno.