i didnt realise till i saw the beard but saddam has been leading a double life. father christmas (pictured) was recovered from his hole after patroling soldiers heard his cries of "you girls and boys wont get any toys if you dont get me out". it is now uncertain that he will ever be freed never mind before christmas. he hasnt seen eye to eye with the US since coca cola changed his suit from green to red.
Officials are still addiment that the inviasion was not to gain control of one of the worlds biggest source of presents.