I always liked clint eastwood for his remarks and sarqasm...one of the best is from the movie "heartbreak ridge".....introducing to soldiers under his new command:
" I´m here to tell you all, that life as you know it has ended!-
You may all go to town tonight, make fools out of your selfs-
run your pathetic little peckers of against your girlfriends or stick it in a knock-hole in the fence...what ever it is get rid off it! because 0500 tomorrow your ass is mine!"
any other? B)