In the words of the Imortal one........
"Kick him in the nuts"
<<Simon Cowell having a poo
Jonno B)
In the words of the Imortal one........
"Kick him in the nuts"
<<Simon Cowell having a poo
Jonno B)
Thinking about 1
My Place & Arcade
The Dave would you mind terribly if I called you The David?? [/b][/quote]Originally posted by fugley+23 December 2003 - 22:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 23 December 2003 - 22:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@23 December 2003 - 22:50
wtf is going on?
you can call me moron as long as its not offensive
Hi boys and girls. No guessing where i got my name from. I'd just like to wish everyone a lovely holiday season from everyone here at 19 Management.
Nikki x
(cue the theatrical booing)
Yes boys, i know. You're jealous of me and of my lifestyle, of my beautiful girlfriend(s) and of my many millions. You wish that for one second, for one fleeting moment, that you could be as suave and sophisticated as me. So bring it on, i can take it (on my manly chest).
Oh, i've got to go and snort this cocaine from a strippers navel. Please excuse me!
you take money away from 10 year old girls who can no longer afford condoms and have unwanted children. evil oneOriginally posted by Simon Cowell@23 December 2003 - 23:04
Hey pal. If you freaks are stupid enough to buy it, of course i'm going to make it; It pays for my debauched life style.
googlism says simon cowell is "evil
Sorry Nikki, as pretty as you are we already have a Nikki here and she knocks your socks offOriginally posted by Nikki Chapman@23 December 2003 - 23:28
Hi boys and girls. No guessing where i got my name from. I'd just like to wish everyone a lovely holiday season from everyone here at 19 Management.
Nikki x
@SC.......Dude, jealous of you Yeah I always wanted to be the most hated man in the UK
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
Jonno B)
Thinking about 1
My Place & Arcade
you mean that fumble in the broom cupboard at the office Xmas party meant nothing to you??!?? You cad!!!Originally posted by Simon Cowell@23 December 2003 - 22:28
(cue the theatrical booing)
Yes boys, i know. You're jealous of me and of my lifestyle, of my beautiful girlfriend(s) and of my many millions. You wish that for one second, for one fleeting moment, that you could be as suave and sophisticated as me. So bring it on, i can take it (on my manly chest).
Oh, i've got to go and snort this cocaine from a strippers navel. Please excuse me!
Nikki (no kiss)
Sorry Nikki, as pretty as you are we already have a Nikki here and she knocks your socks offOriginally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+23 December 2003 - 22:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 23 December 2003 - 22:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nikki Chapman@23 December 2003 - 23:28
Hi boys and girls. No guessing where i got my name from. I'd just like to wish everyone a lovely holiday season from everyone here at 19 Management.
Nikki x
@SC.......Dude, jealous of you Yeah I always wanted to be the most hated man in the UK
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
who is this other "Nikki"?
Trust me, i'm ALL that. and more.
Nikki x
@Jonno and anyone else who fancies giving Simon Cowell a kicking:
Give Simon Cowell a kicking
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Who would like me to sing them a song?
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