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    TRshady
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    I had a wet dream about you last night......... u got hit by a car and i pissed myself laughing

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    Sent to me recently

    If you was a door....... i'd bang you
    If you was a bogey...... i'd pick you

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    oogie
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    hi this is one me sister sent me

    If u think life is bad imagine being a Chicken egg

    u only get laid once

    u only get smashed once

    & the only bird who sits on your face is your mum


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    i bumped into a mate of yours
    he/she told me that they have
    fancied you since you were 7

    sender : matthew kelly
    07891423253

  6. Funny S**t   -   #5
    bathroom one:
    playaz they gotta play, ballaz they gotta ball, mah niggaz they gotta dis, but me i gotta piss

  7. Funny S**t   -   #6
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    Originally posted by 4play@19 February 2003 - 05:33
    i bumped into a mate of yours
    he/she told me that they have
    fancied you since you were 7

    sender : matthew kelly
    07891423253
    whats funny about that??

  8. Funny S**t   -   #7
    TRshady
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    Think its supposed to make the reader worry bout who it could be.

  9. Funny S**t   -   #8
    4play's Avatar knob jockey
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    you are not british by any chance are you.

    matthew kelly is being investigated for child porn.

    I just heard on the news they found
    a dead body butt ugly, tiny penis
    and with a bag full of gay porn

    just checking to see if your o.k

  10. Funny S**t   -   #9
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    Here's one I got the other day:

    I'd like to take your top off with my teeth
    I'd like to run my fingers down your neck
    I'd like to press my forehead against your moist body
    I'd like to flick my tongue around your hole
    And then I'd like to drink your juice

    Newcastle Brown - How do you drink yours?


  11. Funny S**t   -   #10
    TRshady
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    Originally posted by 4play@19 February 2003 - 15:54
    matthew kelly is being investigated for child porn.
    Oh, i see. I am british, I must be slow.

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