Little Mikey has his first day at school. His Mom was real worried, and when she picked him up from school at the end of the day, she anxiously asked him how his day went.
'Well, I came top of the class in Math, I made a touchdown in football, and I had sex with the teacher.'
'What! How dare you! Get into your room and wait till your father gets home!' Little Mikey goes to his room, and when his father comes home, Mikey's mom tells his father, 'I'm absolutely disgusted with Mikey. He said he came top of the class in Math, made a touchdown in football, and had sex with the teacher!'
'That's my boy' thinks his Dad. So he goes upstairs to talk to Mikey. 'Don't worry about your Mom. She's a bit upset, but it sounds to me like you had an awesome day at school. In fact, I'm so pleased, you know that bicycle I said I was going to buy you for Christmas, I think I'll get it for you this weekend.'
'Oh no, Dad, don't. I don't think I'll be able to sit down for a while.'