Clocker- Nothing, as he is not home on this night for the last 3000 years.
J2K4- Nothing, he refuses any form of charity and urges Santa to bypass his abode. Even though coal may be just the ticket this time of year.
Illuminati- Nothing, he actually finances the whole Santa PR gimmick.
BillyDean- that hat with the thingeys
Jonno- A "drunk with Baz" CD of glorious Christmas music.
Riddler- who can guess?
UKMan- cold milk and hash brownies.
JPaul- obviously the apple
BigBoab- medications he know longer remembers what he is taking them for.
Lamsey- handbook entitled "Things you were scared to ask about apostrophes".
Weemouse- block of cheddar carved in the resemblance of BonJovi.
Funky- Colt 45, every year.
Fugley- alfebret soop
The new slew of pop idol members- vibrating anal beads (oops, those aren't for Santa, they just forgot to put them away.)
Baz- Jonnos' nutsack measuring ruler
Infamousalbo - Kama Sutra
Jamesbondrules- vodka martini and Octopussys' cellphone number.
NikkiD- bra filled with a cornucopia of edibles.
Balamm- a stern warning not to fuck up this year.
Hypoluxa3000- an apology
[SPAM]- nothing, he is not on the list.
Internet.news- fuck, I don't even want to know.
The list goes on...