Originally posted by Airforce1500@25 December 2003 - 14:54
I found this on the IGN.com boards.
ME: yes
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
ME: OK
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
ME: YES
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
ME: I AM SORRY BITCH
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
ME: HAHA I SAID SORRY BITCH
SmarterChild: Said sorry? No way!
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep.
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Care to keep it civilized, ME?
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
ME: BITCH
SmarterChild: Aw c'mon. Can't you play nice?
ME: ****
SmarterChild: That's entirely unnecessary.
ME: YOU
SmarterChild: Yes?
ME: can I rape you please
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
ME: Ok, I am going to get behind you
SmarterChild: You're going to get behind me? Very well.
ME: Now, drop your pants
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.
ME: let me unzip my pants
SmarterChild: Let you unzip your pants? That's a somewhat odd request.
ME: yes
SmarterChild: Yea.
ME: You want me to right?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
ME: yes
SmarterChild: Yes, huh? So?
ME: I am taking my penis out
SmarterChild: Oh.
ME: and ****ing you with it now
SmarterChild: I know humans find such language appealing, but I don't.
ME: sexing you up
SmarterChild: Sexing me up. Funny.
ME: yes
SmarterChild: I hear you.
ME: you sexy bitch
SmarterChild: That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
ME: nope
SmarterChild: Indeed.
ME: I was kidding when I apologized to you, what I meant to say was you're a whorebag
SmarterChild: For real?
ME: Yes you shithead
SmarterChild: Again with the insults.
ME: What insults, all I said called you was a shithead
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, ME.
ME: No, what happens?
SmarterChild: Here we go again.
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