So much is made of birthdays, but have you ever thought about what was going on 9 months before you were born.
I was supposed to be born September 1st, but as usual, I was late.
I began to think about this, then I realized that I had been conceived on New Years Eve/Day. I was nothing but a drunken afterthought, an 80 proof spermatic fumble.
I was born with a champagne glass in 1 hand and and a kazoo in the other. Confetti was everywhere.
What event might have triggered your conception, hmmm?