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    Just went up to the bank to pay some money in and get a sneaky pint in and a damn fruit machine came out of nowhere and robbed me blind. Damn I hate those machines with their fancy flashing lights enticing me to gamble my money away

    I only lost a tenner but i'm still

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    Blow 'em all to hell. :
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    Originally posted by Withcheese@29 December 2003 - 15:37
    Just went up to the bank to pay some money in and get a sneaky pint in and a damn fruit machine came out of nowhere and robbed me blind. Damn I hate those machines with their fancy flashing lights enticing me to gamble my money away

    I only lost a tenner but i'm still
    I aint never seen a fruit machine before - does it vend bananas and stuff??
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    Some one once called me a sex machine&#33;&#33;&#33;

    Well actually he said I was dildo - but that&#39;s the same thing right??
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    £10? Is that it?

    I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I&#39;d stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.

    Trust me, leave them well alone&#33;

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    Originally posted by Samurai@29 December 2003 - 15:40
    £10? Is that it?

    I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I&#39;d stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.

    Trust me, leave them well alone&#33;
    Obviously better of gettin yer fruit at the grocers&#33;&#33; A lesson for all methinks&#33;

    Read and learn younguns&#33;
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    Originally posted by Samurai@29 December 2003 - 14:40
    £10? Is that it?

    I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I&#39;d stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.

    Trust me, leave them well alone&#33;
    yeah when i worked in a bar i used to spend about the same amount...these days i&#39;m a bit more careful, but i still hate those evil machines


    edit: @fugley

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    Originally posted by Withcheese+29 December 2003 - 15:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 29 December 2003 - 15:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Samurai@29 December 2003 - 14:40
    £10? Is that it?

    I worked in a bar so we had like 4 of them. After work after cashing up, I&#39;d stick probably £60-80 in those machines and get nothing out of them and I know how to play them. It was getting bad when i was going to the bank and coming back with more money.

    Trust me, leave them well alone&#33;
    yeah when i worked in a bar i used to spend about the same amount...these days i&#39;m a bit more careful, but i still hate those evil machines


    edit: @fugley [/b][/quote]
    I&#39;ve had a run in or 2 with the ole fruit machines myself. Always nice when you win and pick up some free cash. The losing part is what I have harder time dealing with.
    SMARTY SMARTY HAD A PARTY NOBODY CAME BUT SMARTY

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    I&#39;ve had a run in or 2 with the ole fruit machines myself. Always nice when you win and pick up some free cash. The losing part is what I have harder time dealing with.&nbsp;
    and now i just know that somebody&#39;s gonna put a couple of quid in the machine and win MY money ah well good luck to them

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    Originally posted by Withcheese@29 December 2003 - 15:53
    I&#39;ve had a run in or 2 with the ole fruit machines myself. Always nice when you win and pick up some free cash. The losing part is what I have harder time dealing with.
    and now i just know that somebody&#39;s gonna put a couple of quid in the machine and win MY money ah well good luck to them
    SMARTY SMARTY HAD A PARTY NOBODY CAME BUT SMARTY

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