monday - a rabbit goes into a bar and orders a pint of lager and a cheese toastie
tuesday - the rabbit goes in orders a pint of lager and a mushroom toastie. the barman says you like these toasties dont you. the rabbit replies theyre very nice thanks im gonna get one everyday from now on.
wednesday - the rabbit goes in agian orders a pint of lager and a tomato and ham toastie and compliments the barman
thursday he doesnt go in
friday he doesnt show up again and the bartender gets worried
saturday the bartender has to find out whats up so phones the rabbit. the bartender asks whats up and the rabbit says hes dying. when the berman asks how the rabbit says mixing me toasties
an english man an irish man and a scottish man walk into a bar. the bartender syas "is this some kind of joke"
110 i think