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Thread: Virus Alert!

  1. #1
    Lick My Lovepump
    Join Date
    May 2003
    This is serious - a "WORK" virus is on the loose .........

    If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether by e-mail, internet,
    or simply handed to you by a colleague ..... DO NOT OPEN IT!

    The "work" virus has been circulating around our building for months and
    those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found
    that their social life is deleted and the brain ceases to function

    If you do encounter "work" via e-mail, then to transmogrify the virus,
    send e-mail to your boss with the words, "I've had enough of your
    shit... I'm off to the pub".

    The "work" should automatically be forgotten by your brain and your
    career will now be successfully destroyed.

    If you receive "work" in paper document form, simply lift the document
    and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your coat and
    skip to the nearest pub with two friends and order 3 pints. After
    repeating this action 14 times you will find that "work" will no longer
    trouble you.

    Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have anyone
    in your mailbox, then I'm afraid the virus has already corrupted your
    life. Go out and get some friends, you sad bastard.

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2

  4. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Arm's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    a well
    Thats some stupid shit there.

  5. Funny S**t   -   #4
    99shassan's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    Jul 2003
    lol, haha
    Changed SPAN settings in sig a YEAR after it was removed

  6. Funny S**t   -   #5
    Originally posted by Arm@3 January 2004 - 23:39
    Thats some stupid shit there.
    hehee... haha...


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