I Havn't Changed My Pants..........

[fugley]

How do I lodge my claim with The Guinness Book of Records???

Also does anyone have a blow torch I can borrow to remove them?

Also would anyone like to bid for these amazing record breaking pants? (All offers will be given fair consideration - but bear in mind they honk a bit&#33

[bujub22]

that sig ain't right and i jus noticed that it's lamsy eeewww and i give a dollar to burn your pants

[fugley]

I will consider your kind offer!

[Cheese]

Wearing them on your head for three years doesn't count

[fugley]

Originally posted by Withcheese@4 January 2004 - 16:50
Wearing them on your head for three years doesn't count

I did no such thing - my pants are available for forensic testing - tests which I'm sure will prove conclusively that I did indeed wear the afore mentioned garment in the correct biologically geographic position to justify my record breaking status!

[Skweeky]

Actually, I just read this story about a busdriver who wanted to be in the Guinness Book of World Records by not changing his underwear for 5 years.
After three years the people of the community ripped the clothes off his body and ritually burnt the underwear

[fugley]

Originally posted by Skweeky@4 January 2004 - 17:15
Actually, I just read this story about a busdriver who wanted to be in the Guinness Book of World Records by not changing his underwear for 5 years.
After three years the people of the community ripped the clothes off his body and ritually burnt the underwear

[Skweeky]

Yes yes. All that and much more in

Death by spaghetti Paul Sussman,Fourth Esate Limited, London, 1996.
ISBN: 90 389 0728 1


Enjoy

[Mr. Mulder]

If you include your socks as part of the deal, I'll give you a tenner

[Snee]

I gotta say, it seems a daft way of making a record.

Were all the sanitary ones too hard or taken already?