David Copperfield has just finished his magic show. He decides to ask
the audience if they have any tricks they would like to share.
Nobody puts their hand up except one man.
David beckons him on to the stage and tells him to perform his trick.
The man says, "For this trick David I will require the assistance of the
lovely Claudia Schaffer and I will also need a table."
He walks Claudia Schaffer over to the table and bends her over it. He
hen proceeds to lift up her skirt, pull down her knickers and takes her from
behind. David Copperfield is horrified and says "That's not a trick!!"
The man replies, "I know, but it's fucking magic...."