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    It's punishable by a $5,000 fine in Lower River, Maine to breastfeed someone else's baby without the express written permission of the appropriate governing body.

    In Fresno, North Dakota, it's a Class B felony to embarrass an elected official on July 4th.

    It's illegal in Tucson, West Virginia for a woman declared as "ugly" to be seen in public without wearing makeup.

    In Nebraska, it's against the law to read a newspaper upside-down.

    It's against the law in Red Town, Alabama to name a child "Chimom".

    According to New Jersey law, it's a crime to eat a cheeseburger with your mouth open on a bridge.
    In St. Smolar County, Montana, it's a crime to install more than two bathtubs in one house.

    In Black Bridge, Michigan, it's a Class B felony to cough near a church when the President is giving a speech on national television.

    According to Nevada law, it's against the law for a man to give his prom date a box of candy costing less than $46 or weighing less than 30 pounds.
    It's forbidden to sell a refrigerator to a milkman in Hazel Village, Missouri.

    It's punishable by a $7,000 fine in Gingeropolis, Arizona to wear a white coat after Labor Day.

    It's punishable by a $3,000 fine in Chicago, Alaska to hit a kudzu vine with a cardboard box.

    In Virginia, it's against the law to use a digital camera without first reading the manual.

    It's a misdemeanor in Fort Bay, Idaho to attend a city council meeting while wearing hot pink pants.

    It's unlawful to use the word "slipit" in a perjorative way according to Missouri law.

    It's illegal to sit on a toilet for more than 316 minutes in Arkansas.

    According to Tennessee law, it's prohibited for a minor to use a rain gauge as a weapon without a permit.

    It's a crime to chew gum while at a tractor pull under the Pennsylvania State Constitution.

    It's a misdemeanor in South Chamberlin, Oregon to discharge a cannon at a wedding while drunk.

    According to Louisiana law, it's a crime to keep Christmas decorations on a house past February 12.

    It's a misdemeanor to use a seat cushion as a floatation device in Oklahoma.

    In Alabama, it's a crime for a teacher or professor to give a failing grade to the son or daughter of a clergyman.

    It's prohibited in St. Rea, Iowa to attend a baseball game while wearing hot pink socks.

    It's unlawful to operate a refrigerator while blindfolded according to Idaho law.

    Under the Oregon State Constitution, it's a felony for a fireman to ride a bicycle while on duty.


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    where the ferk did you dig these up from? well done Yogi

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    Originally posted by UKMan@9 January 2004 - 16:03
    where the ferk did you dig these up from? well done Yogi

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    It's called wheretheferk.org.............

    Hi, UKstud!!


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    Those are the most idiotic laws ever.

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    Wtf??

    Some of these are so unbelievable!!!



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    Originally posted by SensualGardening@9 January 2004 - 14:01

    In Nebraska, it's against the law to read a newspaper upside-down.

    It's against the law in Red Town, Alabama to name a child "Chimom".

    It's illegal to sit on a toilet for more than 316 minutes in Arkansas.

    It's a misdemeanor in South Chamberlin, Oregon to discharge a cannon at a wedding while drunk.

    It's a misdemeanor to use a seat cushion as a floatation device in Oklahoma.

    According to Tennessee law, it's prohibited for a minor to use a rain gauge as a weapon without a permit.



    Well its just plain dumb for doing thest things you should be arrested for being a dumbass lol

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    More Fine Laws.

    It's unlawful to use a camel as a mascot according to Maryland law.

    Under the Maine State Constitution, it's a crime to awaken a sleeping police officer.

    Under the South Dakota State Constitution, it's a crime to switch your long distance carrier more than 3 times in a month.

    It's a felony to curse on a bridge under the Nebraska State Constitution.

    It's a Class C misdemeanor in Blue Hill, Florida to annoy any penguin near a city park.

    It's against the law to refer to a New York Times columnist as a "major league asshole" without a good reason under the New Jersey State Constitution.

    In Hawaii, it's forbidden for a lawyer to chew gum while on duty.

    Under the Kansas State Constitution, it's against the law to sell fleas at a flea market.

    It's a Class B felony to hold a comb within your mouth in Rathbun, Tennessee.

    It's unlawful in Lower Hollandburg, Pennsylvania to annoy any camel close to a city park.

    It's a misdemeanor to view a penguin from an airplane under the Arkansas State Constitution.

    It's forbidden in West Sunset, Washington for a rooster or hen to make a loud noise within 393 feet of a private residence with no exceptions.

    It's punishable by a $8,000 fine for a clergyman to open a soda can while on duty in New Mexico.

    In Lauren Forest County, Nevada, it's against the law to use "dihydrogen monoxide" as a dangerous weapon.

    In Alaska, it's a crime to use any cow as part of a religious ceremony.

    It's a Class B felony to allow a dog to eat a child's homework in LuisSalcines, Kentucky.

    Under the Nebraska State Constitution, it's forbidden to write a book about "stupid laws".

    In White Swamp County, Illinois, it's punishable by a $1,000 fine to discharge a cannon at a wedding while drunk.

    In Florida, it's a violation of the law to sell fleas at a flea market.

    It's illegal to hit a kudzu vine with a floppy diskette according to Connecticut law.

    According to Idaho law, it's prohibited to breastfeed someone else's baby unless a city alderman is present.

    According to Ohio law, it's punishable by a $1,000 fine to skip church to go to a baseball game on a Sunday.

    It's a misdemeanor to open a soda can while undressed in Rhode Island.

    According to South Dakota law, it's punishable by a $5,000 fine to cook a chicken on Monday.

    In Oklahoma, it's punishable by a $4,000 fine to urinate within plain view of a pet.


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    well im not even gonna start analizeing those

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    It's illegal to hit a kudzu vine with a floppy diskette according to Connecticut law


    i live there and i never heard of that vine hmm im guessing u made it up

    and when is a lawyer on duty lol

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    It's a misdemeanor in South Chamberlin, Oregon to discharge a cannon at a wedding while drunk.
    dam my plans are now ruined !

    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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