Ok Seriously

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Your penis

I know the average is 6 1/2 inches or something but how is that messured?
Along the top, the side or the bottom?

Jonno B)

[wolverine_x]

along the top from the pubic bone.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You have a pubic bone? I used to have pubic hair

Thats ok, thats what I thought, pitty cos you can add 2 inches along the bottom I could be a porn star if you measured along the bottom

Jonno B)

[wolverine_x]

it actually goes away back, there is a large number of hidden inches.

you go by longest insertable length.

i'm wolverine, i have extendable claws amongst other things, i'm in the know.

[bunch]

Silly boys !

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well yeah, if you press under your scrotem, push inwards you will extend it by a good half inch, this is'nt very practicle in sex tho

So yours is retractable, thats unfortunate

Jonno B)

[wolverine_x]

handy when playing sports though, no need for a jock-strap.

plus the ladies get a surprise when they say "is that it?" and then i let it all out.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I ain't never worn a jockstrap I gave up wearing stuff uner trousers and shorts, it's funny walking round in the summer in board shorts and watching people do that side of their eye glance

Heh last summer was funny, I was playing pool in the pub and this girl walked over to me and said "You're not wearing pants, I can see it" :helpsmile:

I just said it was the pool cue

Jonno B)

[Rock Tonic Juice Magic]

mines retractable too

[wolverine_x]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 January 2004 - 02:56
I ain't never worn a jockstrap I gave up wearing stuff uner trousers and shorts, it's funny walking round in the summer in board shorts and watching people do that side of their eye glance

Heh last summer was funny, I was playing pool in the pub and this girl walked over to me and said "You're not wearing pants, I can see it" :helpsmile:

I just said it was the pool cue

Jonno B)

why? what was it? are you blowing your own trumpet?

that is your cue to say "no, but i CAN blow my own trumpet" , at which point there will be a polite wave of applause, then the theatre will empty.