What is the cleverest thing to come out of a woman's mouth?
When a woman makes a fool of a man it's usually an improvement.
If your wife comes out of the kithen nagging what's wrong?
Her chain's to long.
Q. What do you call a man who's lost 95% of his brain?
A. A widower.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig
A woman who won't do as she is told.
What is the only bad thing about a 69?
Why are men like carpets?
If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
What’s the most affective contraceptive known to man?
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