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    iMartin's Avatar ♥Home Grown♥ BT Rep: +9BT Rep +9
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    These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

    On Sears hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.
    (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair&#33

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (The shoplifter special&#33

    On a bar of Dial soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.
    (and that would be how?)

    On some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.
    (But it's 'just' a suggestion&#33

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.
    (Too late! you lose&#33

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.
    (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.
    (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.
    (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

    On Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.
    (One would hope&#33

    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning: keep out of children.
    (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

    On a string of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)

    On a food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.
    (Now I'm curious.)

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.
    (but no peas?)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
    (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
    (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

    On a child's Superman costume:
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
    (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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    sooo old
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  4. Funny S**t   -   #3
    Originally posted by [-Crono-]@21 January 2004 - 03:53
    On a string of Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.
    (As opposed to use in outer space.)
    it could be used outdoors. But that could cause problem (ie. not desinged for rain/snow)

  5. Funny S**t   -   #4
    Quite old, but they still make me laugh!!

  6. Funny S**t   -   #5
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    Look at the date on this post.

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    But this person has added personal comments.

  8. Funny S**t   -   #7
    My fav will always be found on a bottle of peanut butter (Can't remember the brand) "Warning-contains peanuts!"

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