I Can Be The Biggest Ass On Aim

[SpectralHero]

Here is a text save from me annoying the Fire Emblem chatroom on AIM, I'm only posting the part where I started to get pissed and annoy people. I will post this adventure in nerdland in a few episodes of my many adventures. But, without further ado:

Episode 1: I scream at you

After a long period of arguing with nothing funny going on (besides me accusing one chatter of being a nazi and dancing with Chatter 2) most of the IMers left, leaving me and a few idiots to insult eachother. For the purpose of identity secrecy, everyone else but me will be renamed to Chatter #. By the way, I've deleted text that isn't important to the actual chat.

Trollify (having just been asked what Chatter 2 and I would do without Chatter 1 around to taunt): We'd probably be having fun doing something else besides....
Trollify: YOUR MOM!
Chatter 1: I have a friend who says your mom as an answer fo almost everything
Trollify: Oh boy, here we go again with crazy old grandpa's stories.
Chatter 1: So I'm kinda used to ignoring it
Trollify: *In imitation of Chatter 1*
Trollify: When I was a young lad.....
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Chatter 3: lets play PWN the above user
Chatter 2: k
Chatter 1(probably sensing this won't be good) I'll be back later (yeah right)
Trollify: No one cares
Chatter 1 has left the room (He took a lot of abuse earlier)
Chatter 3: PWNED!!!! trollify
Trollify: Want to dance again?
Chatter 2: k
Chatter 3: PWNED
Trollify: Polka?
Chatter 2: k
Chatter 3: PWNED!!!
Trollify: Everybody polka!
Trollify: *dances*
Chatter 2: *dances*
Chatter 2 (cutting the dance short): g2g
Chatter 2: bbl
Trollify: bye
Chatter 2 has left the room

My only ally (no matter how immature he was) had left, and I was left alone to face the nerdlings. But I was brave, and continued to dance.

Trollify: Now we dance
Trollify: My hips sway in a rythmic fashion
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Trollify: And I boogey to the beat like a young lad
Trollify: My steps are superb, completely intune with the jingle of the Polka band
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Trollify: A young norse girl catches my eye as I twirl
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Trollify: I move over to her and ask her, her name
Trollify: She answers Ursula
Trollify: I call her fat
Trollify: And dance away
Chatter 4 (Isn't very important) the lot of you shut your dick sucking holes
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Chatter 3(yet again) PWNED
Trollify: I finish dancing
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Trollify: *end dance*
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Chatter 4 (annoyed by Chatter 3) omg
Trollify (also pissed) Owned is spelled with an O you retarded crack baby
Chatter 5 (also not important) trollify ur mean
Chatter 4 (singing his praises to me) PAWNED FOR $2.99
Chatter 4: GOIGN CHEAP
Chatter 4: LIKE A MOFO
(I deleted a few lines here because they're boring, but to summarize I began river dancing by myself)
Chatter 3: shoots trollify
Trollify: You can't shoot me over the internet you silly goose
Chatter 3: Shoots again
Trollify: My feet strike the ground again and again, like thunder
Chatter 5: shut up trollify
Trollify: no one wants to dance?
Chatter 5: u are annoying
Chatter 3: FIVE POINTS OFF TROLLIFY!!!!!!
Trollify: Five points? The judge is a turd
Chatter 5: ur a turd troll
Chatter 3 (yes he really did spell it this way) &#33 POIUNTS................OFF!
Trollify: wuh?
Chatter 3: 11 points off
Chatter 3: Shoots again
Trollify: Shoots what
(Chatter 3 spams he's shooting me)
Trollify: Im rubber you are glue, whatever you say, no matter how retarded, bounces off me and sticks to you
Chatter 3: *Shoots again*
Trollify: because your a gay rag
(A HUGE LOAD OF SPAMMING HES SHOOTING ME)
Trollify: You sure like to shoot your penis at me
(More spam)
Trollify: Are you sure your not gay? And/or a rag?
Chatter 3: UR GAY!!!!
Chatter 3: HAHAHA
Chatter 3: PWNED!
Trollify: You spelled you're wrong
Chatter 3: HAHAHAHA
Chatter 3: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Chatter 3: NOT!!!!!
Trollify: Caps locks makes you cool
Trollify: And you're weiner small
Chatter 3: bam!!!
Trollify: Bam? This isn't a comic book you jackass
Chatter 3: SHUT THE F UP!
(Some poor fools enter)
Trollify: What is up guys?
Chatter 5: shut the f up trollify (yes, these guys are really typing the letter f)
Chatter 3: hey, annoy trollify, help us
Trollify: lol

After a few lines of angry nerd rage, I decided to save the text file and be on my way.

This isn't really a funny text file as much as it is annoying, but I'm getting better at being a jackass. I'll annoy more variant chatrooms in the future, but for now I must hone my skills, and so I leave.

[Skillian]

Originally posted by SpectralHero@23 January 2004 - 02:15
This isn't really a funny text file as much as it is annoying

You should have put that in big red letters at the beginning of your post.

[Askjeevesbot]

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