I recently had a strict medical. I have discovered that I have lost one inch in height. Down from 6’ to 5’11”. This leaves a lot of unsolved mysteries:
1. Where did that inch go to?
2. Will I lose an inch from any other place(I cant afford to )
3. Does this mean my diet has been put back by 5 pounds?
4. Will I get mugged when I go for my pension?
5. Will I have to change my username.
6. Is there any way I can regain what I have lost?
I now very despondent and need a lot of care and affection. Where should I go for this? Should I start drinking again?