I Have Lost An Inch

[bigboab]

I recently had a strict medical. I have discovered that I have lost one inch in height. Down from 6’ to 5’11”. This leaves a lot of unsolved mysteries:


1. Where did that inch go to?
2. Will I lose an inch from any other place(I cant afford to )
3. Does this mean my diet has been put back by 5 pounds?
4. Will I get mugged when I go for my pension?
5. Will I have to change my username.
6. Is there any way I can regain what I have lost?

I now very despondent and need a lot of care and affection. Where should I go for this? Should I start drinking again?

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Have you tried putting your shoes back on?

p.s. welcome back bigish fellow

[Lamsey]

You&#39;re still 2" taller than me

[Mr. Mulder]

What does this inch look like?

[Spicker]

LOL&#33; u people are short&#33;

im only 14 and im 6&#39; B) B) B) B) (only in grade 9)

i bet you tht, tht inch went to me B)

[Spicker]

Originally posted by Arcadia@23 January 2004 - 00:18
What does this inch look like?

its about this long...

umm

----------------- B)

[Wizard_Mon1]

I beleive this chap took it&#33;


More seriously a loss of height could be due to contraction of the intervertebral spaces.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@22 January 2004 - 23:35
More seriously a loss of height could be due to contraction of the intervertebral spaces.

I dont think I have that yet. The spine is falling off some of my older books though.

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by bigboab+22 January 2004 - 23:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 22 January 2004 - 23:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wizard_Mon1@22 January 2004 - 23:35
More seriously a loss of height could be due to contraction of the intervertebral spaces.

I dont think I have that yet. The spine is falling off some of my older books though. [/b][/quote]
You&#39;d be surprised most people have it to some degree, only it becomes more pronoced during old age because thier body is less able to withstand the pull of gravity.

[Mr. Mulder]

hmmmmmm, first bigboab loses an inch, then this guy turns up. It all seems a little too convenient