Here's something long
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[x] Spammer
[x] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[x] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted false information
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racism ****
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You're an idiot
[ ] You posted about something you have no knowledge of
To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a motorway
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[x] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] All of the above
[ ] N/A
You have officially been flamed!
End of Flame.
Have a nice day.
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