The Penguin Appreciation Thread

[Mobas]

I like penguins. Makes me remember two of my favorite old penguin games...

Pengo (arcade).

Penguin Land (Sega Master System)

Man, I love that old stuff.

[Cheese]

A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down.
He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly
towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would
need a couple of hours to check out the car. The penguin, being a
good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the
closest supermarket.
He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish
sticks. After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice
cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to
the garage, covered in ice cream.
The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head
saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."
Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."

[Cheese]

I prefer kit-kats.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Withcheese@11 February 2004 - 13:10
I prefer kit-kats.

Kit-kats??

Can i smoke them??

Yops