Baby Named 'v2.0'

[Rip The Jacker]

A man named Jon Blake Cusack has decided to call his son Jon Blake Cusack 2.0, as if he were a software update. The father has taken the tradition of naming sons 'Junior' or 'II' to another level. 

He hopes that his grandson will be the next upgrade, ie. Jon Blake Cusack 3.0 and even sent out emails after his sons birth, saying of Version 2.0 "there's a lot of new features from Version 1.0 with additional features from Jamie (his wife)." 

he inspiration for the naming system originates from a film called "The Legend of 1900," where a baby is named after its year of birth.

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[masterofshadows]

poor kid i feel so bad for him hes gonna be teased like crazy in school
geez dont parents ever think of what the children have to go through

[swarnel]

that name would be sweet

[Evil Gemini]

Originally posted by swarnel@3 February 2004 - 10:51
that name would be sweet

LMFAO!! no it wouldnt.

SO would this guys father be a BETA version ??

LOL i can imagine the jokes when he is sick, he has a "virus" and when they give him medicine for it its a patch

HEHEHhehhee version the virgin. The 2 in his name means 2 inch dick LOL

Man he is going to have a great ol time in school

Oh, what about this, if he becomes a fag he is infected with a trojen

OMG this is hell funny

If he is going to his freinds house instead of saying something like "im going to myfriends house" he would say "im going to the local area network" LOL

[Ariel_001]

If he learns how to walk is he version 2.01

[Ariel_001]

When he hits puberty is he now version 2.10

[I.am]

Originally posted by Ariel_001@5 February 2004 - 14:27
When he hits puberty is he now version 2.10

You so need to be reconfigured

[h1]

JFC, even I'm not that bad.

[Keikan]

They don't have to figure the 2.0 thing, when he have to write his full name he'll just put "jon cusack" and everyone will call him jon.

[gungrave]

Originally posted by Evil Gemini+3 February 2004 - 10:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Evil Gemini @ 3 February 2004 - 10:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-swarnel@3 February 2004 - 10:51
that name would be sweet

LMFAO&#33;&#33; no it wouldnt.

SO would this guys father be a BETA version ??

LOL i can imagine the jokes when he is sick, he has a "virus" and when they give him medicine for it its a patch

HEHEHhehhee version the virgin. The 2 in his name means 2 inch dick LOL

Man he is going to have a great ol time in school

Oh, what about this, if he becomes a fag he is infected with a trojen

OMG this is hell funny

If he is going to his freinds house instead of saying something like "im going to myfriends house" he would say "im going to the local area network" LOL [/b][/quote]
when he has a piss or shit would it say v2.0 has lost some thing