I think we should have an "older than dirt world" for those who have reached the age of 25 or older.
We could talk quite frankly about impotence, bladder control products, and wheelchairs.
We could wax philosophic about our youth and post maudlin comments about our "glory days".
A prerequisite response would begin, "Son, when I was your age...."
Anyway, I can't remember what I was talking about, could someone kindly take me home?